Guitar Humor


Guitar Humor

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Never before have musicians been so hilarious. Thank the legions of guitarists over the decades for proving most of these to be completely true. These guitar tuner jokes are hand selected for your enjoyment:

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?

A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Q: What did the blues guitarist's tombstone read?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning.

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Q: What do you call a successful guitarist?

A: One whose wife has two jobs.

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Q: How does a lead guitarist change a light bulb?

A: He holds it and the world revolves around him.

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Q: What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?

A: Homeless.

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Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?

A: Music Critic

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Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Q: What's the first thing a guitarist says when he knocks on your door?

A: Pizza!

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Q: Why did the guitar cross the street?

A: So it could walk n roll

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Q: What's the difference between a guitarist and god?

A: God doesn't think he's a guitarist.

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Q: What does a guitar and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Q: Who piles $3000 of gear into a $500 car before driving to play for free?

A: a Guitarist

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